So now it's 11:13 PM, I have a poll and no story.
Good job, me!
They say nothing rhymes with orange. So what rhymes with ORANGE?
Okay, then, what rhymes with ZOMBIE?
Finish this rhyme (in the style of "Nibble, nibble, like a mouse, who's that nibbling at my house"?: SHAMBLE, SHAMBLE, LiKE A ZOMBIE...