So now it's 11:13 PM, I have a poll and no story.
Good job, me!
ENJOY!
They say nothing rhymes with orange. So what rhymes with ORANGE?
door-hinge
6(46.2%)
NOTHING!
5(38.5%)
Something else I'll put in the comments.
2(15.4%)
Okay, then, what rhymes with ZOMBIE?
Finish this rhyme (in the style of "Nibble, nibble, like a mouse, who's that nibbling at my house"?: SHAMBLE, SHAMBLE, LiKE A ZOMBIE...
Obligatory tickies:
eat every Harry, Dick or TOM-BIE ticky
0(0.0%)
I call my wombat WOMBIE ticky
0(0.0%)
I like my cherries FLAMBEE ticky
0(0.0%)
That's not how you pronounce FLAMBEE ticky
1(7.1%)
tick tick tikkah (bowm, bowm)
3(21.4%)
most ridiculous poll yet ticky
1(7.1%)