Mer, rhymes with bear (merriehaskell) wrote,
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Mysteries in a Public Bathroom: Chapter Twenty-Something

Scene: a bathroom stall. The floor is wet (per usual) but also littered with confetti-like strips of toilet paper and...

Cake crumbs?


Speculation: one-person bathroom-stall birthday party. For the loneliest, creepiest girl in the world.
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