February 11th, 2007

if I were me

Ask not for whom the vacuum sucks

I cut my thumb on the vacuum cleaner yesterday morning.

The VACUUM CLEANER fer dog's sake. The wound bled. I washed it. I slapped a bandage on it. I kept cleaning. But the kicker was last night, the thumb stopped wanting to bend, in kind of a weird way. Like in a "that cut wasn't nearly bad enough for this" kind of way. Like an infectious way. So, before bed, I Collapse )

I really wasn't meant to be a medical professional; I know that. But a little cut is like fun in the bank.