December 30th, 2006

if I were me


So, I came across this note that I jotted down just after waking from a dream:


(You see, in my dream, I had lost my left arm, but instead of a prosthetic arm, doctors had installed a cat. Cat prosthetic=catsthetic.)

Next to it I wrote:

too weird to be a story.
not funny enough to be funny.

What I remember of the dream is that my left arm didn't do much of anything I wanted it to--but it was a good mouser.