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Scene: a bathroom stall. The floor is wet (per usual) but also littered with confetti-like strips of toilet paper and...

Cake crumbs?


Speculation: one-person bathroom-stall birthday party. For the loneliest, creepiest girl in the world.

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mrv3000
Feb. 6th, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC)
Speculation: one-person bathroom-stall birthday party. For the loneliest, creepiest girl in the world.

Bwahahahahaha!
riffalike
Feb. 6th, 2007 10:52 pm (UTC)
Katherine of Wapsi Square?
domynoe
Feb. 7th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)
Sounds like a story starter! ;)

(Yea, I would think of that. *hides her little book of stories she's been ignoring forever*)
lala0136
Feb. 7th, 2007 12:28 am (UTC)
teehee.

i noticed that too, but it was shredded cardboard as soemthing in the tp despeser appears to be eating the cardboard from the inside of the roll. :D
merriehaskell
Feb. 7th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
NO YOU LIAR IT WAS CAKE TAKE IT BACK

*cough*

Heh. I thought it could also have been bread. But cardboard is boring. You are going to force me to share the grosser of the Bathroom Mysteries if you're not careful.
lala0136
Feb. 7th, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
offically taken back.
merriehaskell
Feb. 7th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
:)
alexandralynch
Feb. 7th, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
Bulemia.
merriehaskell
Feb. 7th, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
Really dry bulemia then... they were dry cake crumbs beside the usual "the janitors apparently don't know how to mop" mess.
loupnoir
Feb. 7th, 2007 09:29 am (UTC)
Fiction has nothing on Real Life weirdness.

There has to be a story in that. Maybe twelve. Hmmm....
_earthshine_
Feb. 7th, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
OMG! Please tell me that you've heard the "shit a piece of pie" comedy sketch by The Frantics (the same troop that did "Boot To The Head")!!! This is like scary...

Where the hell is rev_e when i need 'im?!?!!??
rev_e
Feb. 7th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC)
"A serving of pie!"
_earthshine_
Feb. 7th, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
"Flaky crust, gooey filling?"
merriehaskell
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC)
O.o
_earthshine_
Feb. 8th, 2007 08:35 pm (UTC)
If you can find a recording of it somewhere, it really is good clean (sorta) sketch comedy!
dichroic
Feb. 9th, 2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
Nothing to do with anything else, but I just happened to note that in Dutch, "merrie" means "mare". THought you might like to know,
merriehaskell
Feb. 10th, 2007 04:51 am (UTC)
No way! Merrie was supposedly my Dutch ancestress's name, but we always assumed that it was some Ellis Island fuck up. Or my great-grandmother's crazy interpretation of her mother-in-law's first name. (That latter isn't so far-fetched: Great-Grandma's mom was Amelia, and her mother-in-law was Merrie (or Mary; it's spelled inconsistently everywhere), and my most recent namesake, my grandfather's older sister, was Merrie Emilia. You see how we made assumptions...) Merrie always seemed like, well, "merry."

This is cool. Fear my Dutchness!
dichroic
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:17 am (UTC)
Have you looked for them on the Ellis Island website? It's a lot of fun to play with. You can see original ship' registers, even (warning: some of those are two pages and it often brings up the 2nd page, without the names - so scroll back one). I was able to find all kinds of great-grandparents / aunts on it. In my case he first names varied quite a bit, even between, say, the wife's record of the husband she was going to meet in the US and the husband's record from his own sailing, some months earlier.
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